If at any point over the coming days, weeks, and months to come, you find yourself confused as to how to navigate the thicket of pictures of Nelson Mandela coming at you in every country in the world, bear in mind this salient fact of history: it was once illegal in South Africa to have a picture of Nelson Mandela in your home.
Hospital ERs don’t have to treat you. They just have to patch you up to the point where you’re not actively dying.
I hate metaphors. That’s why my favorite book is Moby Dick.
CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID
Toronto residents hate Rob Ford so much that they’re almost willing to be impolite about it.